White coat. Heels.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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