he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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