yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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