I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
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