im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I love you. Go after that dick
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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