How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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