I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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