i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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