at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
You can't motorboat a personality
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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