I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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