thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
is this the sara with the beer cane?
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
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