Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
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