what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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