erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Randomize
