This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
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