ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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