I didn't shave. On purpose
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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