thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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