we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
It was confusing and full of hummus
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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