Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
My legs feel like baby dolphins
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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