Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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