i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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