Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
Randomize
