I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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