Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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