Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
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