just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
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