Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
well you can't waste a boner
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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