I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
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