coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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