we have officially lost it.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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