i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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