I murdered the dance floor call the cops
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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