the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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