North Korea, Best Korea!
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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