Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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