I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I gave the guy a $20 tip on a $9 cab ride, he thought I was just bad at math but I was really just incredibly thankful to be alive and home.
I was like "don't worry, I'm a math major and you deserve the shit out of that 222% tip"
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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