Whod you bang
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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