we made out on top of his cat.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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