from now on my penis is your penis
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
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