Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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