I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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