I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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