You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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