its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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