you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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