you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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