Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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