...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
All I want is dick and wine.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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