More tranny stories later!
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
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