I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
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