Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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