I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
the day after is always just damage control
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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