at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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