i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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