And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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