ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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